What your favorite song on "Midnights" says about you
An opinion piece by your favorite long-term swiftie.
Lavender Haze
- Fast walker
- Your family has a little-white-fluffy-rat-looking dog
- Trust issues
Maroon
- You romanticize everything
- You hate gift receiving because you’re really particular and no one knows you better than you so you rather they just save their money
- Cat person
Anti-Hero
- You did musical theater in high school
- Really bad at responding to texts
- Oldest of your siblings or an only child
Snow On The Beach (feat. Lana Del Rey)
- Spotify > Apple Music user
- Team Edward > Team Jacob
- You enjoy a drunk cigarette every now and then
You're On Your Own, Kid
- You don’t eat lunch
- Mommy issues
- Almost Famous is in your top 5 favorite movies of all time
Midnight Rain
- Stereotypically hot
- Independent to a fault
- "tis’ the damn season" is your favorite song from evermore
Question...?
- "Looks like a cinnamon roll but would kill you"
- Never been in a serious relationship
- Gleek
Vigilante Shit
- Your favorite ice cream flavor has more than 4 syllables
- You’re allergic to seafood
- Ghostwriter for your friends when they are fighting with their partner over texts
- Your ex has a mild drug problem
Bejeweled
- You pick out your OOTD the night before
- You sent a "Make your Mark" audition video to Disney Channel in 2012
- You watched The D'Amelio Show in its entirety
Labyrinth
- Bad at math
Karma
- Slay is the most used word in your vocabulary.
- You do hot pilates and you love telling people that you do hot pilates
- You are part of the Target Circle Rewards program
Sweet Nothing
- You're a romantic / the relationship-type
- The Miu Miu ballet flats are your most prized possession and/or are at the top of your wishlist
- You’re always cold
Mastermind
- You speed up at yellow lights
- Stalking people up on Linked-In is your favorite pass time
- You retake your Bereals multiple times
The Great War
- Divorced parents
Bigger Than The Whole Sky
- You cry at commercials
- Extremely superstitious
- People pleaser
Paris
- You drink 3+ caffeinated drinks a day, then complain about being anxious
- If you were a handbag, you’d be a dark purple Fendi baguette.
- Your signature scent is Roses by Chloe
High Infidelity
- You post on Instagram maybe once a year but keep up with influencer culture
- Tummy issues
- You own an article of clothing of some sort that says "Feminist"
Glitch
- You assume everyone you talk to at the bar is in love with you
- Terrible at directions
Would've, Could've, Should've
- The dad in the parent trap was your sexual awakening
- You knit for fun
- Avid reader
- Grudge holder
Dear Reader
- Your first American girl doll was Molly
- Lightweight
- You only grocery shop at Whole Foods
And which song from "Midnights" is my favorite? That's one secret I'll never tell.